my vag is so smooth its legendary
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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