i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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