DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
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Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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