just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
no you cant smoke seaweed
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
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Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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