sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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