just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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