I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
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Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
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Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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