new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
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How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
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My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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