Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
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