the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
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Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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