Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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