i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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