so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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