its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
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