I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
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She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
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