the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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