Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
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To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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