Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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