any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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