Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
