Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
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Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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