So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
It's official drugs can't kill me
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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