she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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