covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
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I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
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I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
We need to feng shui this bitch.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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