Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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