just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
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I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
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