So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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