Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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