would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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