oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Less talking, more tequila
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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