goodnight i made you a song goodbye
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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