margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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