ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Your penis caused this!
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize
