he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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