I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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