Don't you send me to vm
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
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