would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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