I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
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He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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