I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
