so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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