Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Randomize
