How's work?
Spinning.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
