I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
Randomize
