Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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