Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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