You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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