...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
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I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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