Me. At least after what I've been through.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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