sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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