Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
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You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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