Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
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I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
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I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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