That's intense
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
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Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
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Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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