Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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