If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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