To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Vodka?
Forever.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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