i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
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