she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize